| Brian
 | Most likely to eat his offspring
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| Jackie
 | Most likely to miss the working agreement meeting
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| Kim
 | Most likely to pick up a guy at the hotel
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| Michele
 | Most likely to piss off her waiter/waitress
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| Colleen
 | Most likely to erupt into song unexpectedly
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| Paul
 | Most likely to be seen on America's Most Wanted
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| Kevin
 | Most likely to say something stupid
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| Stacy
 | Most likely to be at Bithlo's Race Track on Wednesday night
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| Jo
 | Most likely to ask questions
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| Carlos
 | Most likely to succeed
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| John
 | Most likely to become voice of Wachovia Radio
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| Carlotta
 | Most improved
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| Theresa
 | Most likely to have Dubs on her car
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| Sarah
 | Most likely to speak her mind and/or make someone cry
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| Gretchen
 | Most likely to go postal on Wealth Group
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| Frank
 | Most likely to become Rogaine model, also Magna Cum Laude
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| Linda
 | Most outstanding songleader
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| Donielle
 | Most charitable poker buddy
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| Cindy
 | Least likely to attend class reunion
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